I was at a party last night, and there was some fighting going on. Nothing too brutal, but it was fun. On that note, I wanted to write a post relating to that.

Note: I was about to post up some videos, but then I realized that was a really stupid idea. It would be watching a bunch of drunks beating the crap out of each other... I don't agree with the message I'd be sending with that.

It would be like saying, "Get drunk and fight each other!" I really would like to avoid fights if that's the situation.

Therefore I am now going to teach you simple moves for fighting drunk people.

First of all, if you're drunk, then don't get into fights. Be friendly and don't be a dick. Friendly drunks are the best! I actually met one at the party and he did NOT feel a thing when we (yes - we) hit him.

There was me, and like 4 other people and trust me this guy did not feel pain at all. It was insaaannne.

If you are up against somebody who's drunk or high then they're going to feel less pain... We're not trying to hurt them, just trying to stop them. That's your goal, really, that should always be your goal.

You aren't trying to beat the crap out of people, you're trying to stop the fight. I don't like senseless fighting, and stupid shit like that. I fight when I need to, and that's to protect my friends and family...

My friend and I, a couple years back, got into a street fight all of a sudden. We were just chatting, then what do you know, we end up arguing and fighting... I take on the big guy, who I was surprised was a lot weaker than me actually.

And this year, somebody tried talking smack about my sister and tried starting something up with me. I didn't beat him up... I shoved him into the wall a few times, and gave him a talk.

Now, recently, at this party, I didn't get into a fight because I didn't do anything stupid. And that's how it should be. It was an open-mic rap battle, and it was pretty sweet, but they need to be more original...

The main rapper kept starting off with, "Look" and "Talkin' 'bout" which I thought was really cliche and unoriginal. Other than that, he was really great.

Anyyyways - the top ways to take on a drunk person:

1. Knock them off balance - drunks obviously aren't the most stable people
2. Grab them, and hold them by the legs - my favourite - you sort of want to tackle them onto the groun, and grab their legs and hold them up. This is a trick I learned from a bouncer, and it's just to hold them.
3. Hold them - not recommended - a lot of things can happen if you put them in holds. They could bite you, the cops could get involved, their friends could get involved, there's just a lot of factors... Although if it's just one guy and he's trying to do something, just stop him and make him co-operate.